Love your body!

[eastlondonseagull]

Right, I'll start this one off...

I'm a skin head. The reason I ended up shaving all my hair off was cos everytime I went clubbing, a round white light would bounce around the club walls in time to my head. Took me a while to realise what was going on. That and me asking the now ex-missus who the bloke was she was hugging, when it was me.

Any personal deformities you lot are really rather proud of?

 

[Lammy]

I have elephantitis of the cock...

Thank GOD it hasn't spread to my balls!

 

[Juan Albion]

Some predictable answers coming up, methinks.

 

[Juan Albion]

Ooops, not in time to beat Lammy...

 

[Lammy]

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Some predictable answers coming up, methinks.

Goddam penis jokes

 

[Meade's Ball]

Ive got a condition known as curly toes.
My toes bend over like the talons of your average osprey. I do not, however, catch trout.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

I have a face that simply attract stunning women. Can be a nuisance when out on a date.......falling of balconys.............first date in years............I'll .......er get my coat.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Ive got a condition known as curly toes.
My toes bend over like the talons of your average osprey. I do not, however, catch trout.

Jesus! A mate of mine's got webbed feet. But she doesn't quack.

 

[Lammy]

Jesus! A mate of mine's got webbed feet. But she doesn't quack.

She's not from Swindon is she?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Ive got a condition known as curly toes.
My toes bend over like the talons of your average osprey. I do not, however, catch trout.

Like you've stuffed your feet into small shoes?I went to uni with somebody like that. We used to call him 'VAT Free' because we thought that he'd try to get his big feet into size 5's so to avoid paying the tax on them.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Oh yeah, I'm too pretty for my own good.

 

[Lush]

Me - and I think Crabbers - have double jointed tongues.

If we ever had a snog it would be like a writhing snake pit.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Jesus! A mate of mine's got webbed feet. But she doesn't quack.

In all honesty, they're just a little bit bent. I was just trying to make myself sound more freakish in case there were any women around who like that kind of thing.

Yes, Chappers, a bit like they're squashed. Don't call me VAT.

 

[Titanic]

If we ever had a snog it would be like a writhing snake pit.

Way too much detail here

 

[Man of Harveys]

Are webbed feet a sign of coming from a place like the Pitcairn Islands? Where there's not so much a family tree as a family trunk? And the traditional greeting is "hey, gimme six!"?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Are webbed feet a sign of coming from a place like the Pitcairn Islands? Where there's not so much a family tree as a family trunk? And the traditional greeting is "hey, gimme six!"?

Quite possibly. She's from Norway, so maybe they deported her there. I'll ask...

 

[Scarface]

I have slighlty webbed toes, my second and third toes are joined to the last "knuckle". Maybe i should take up swimming properly as i have a natural advantage!

Oh and i have double jointed thumbs, it freaks people out because they think i have dislocated them!

 

[Lammy]

Are webbed feet a sign of coming from a place like the Pitcairn Islands? Where there's not so much a family tree as a family trunk? And the traditional greeting is "hey, gimme six!"?

That's what I said! Swindon innit!

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I have slighlty webbed toes, my second and third toes are joined to the last "knuckle". Maybe i should take up swimming properly as i have a natural advantage!

Christ, if you and my mate got together, think what your kids would be like!