Lord Stumpy, Junior Bracknell, Italia on Australia Day

[Stumpy Tim]

You lot want to be here!

 

[tedebear]

ha - I've had a few Australia Days myself - brilliant scenes - although tomorrows gonna hurt!!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Lucky bar stewards.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

How the f*** do you post image??!! The Bracknells havent seen their daughter for months!!

 

[Safeway]

What's the matter, ****, my thread not good enough for you?

Glad you're having a good time though, certainly brightened up my morning.

 

[dwayne]

ughhh great, as a west londoner im gonna have to endure all this tonight am I

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

Thought you were from Sussex Mr K?

 

[Italiaseagull]

Ooopsi woopsie nmother fuckets I'm trollied! God bless Ausrraslia dasy!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Italia you CHISLA

xx

 

[Stumpy Tim]

ughhh great, as a west londoner im gonna have to endure all this tonight am I

endure what??

Just cos you cant argue against me, cos you want to be me dont you dwayne

 

[fatboy]

Was that you who texted me STEVEN?

 

[Artois]

I hope you lads are looking after MEGAN, you don't want to upset ANDY do you.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Tell me how to post a pic & I'll show you how we're doing!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Got to reply and click the IMG button or use the attachment bit on the bottom of the screen if it isn't hosted.

 

[Safeway]

TIMOTHY texted me, asking if I was gay. He wishes.

 

[TOTKM]

The kind of language I heard coming out of Miss Bracknells mouth this morning was enough to make me blush!! Ed have a word...

Stumpy you want to be me and that's why you keep sending me flirty texts when you're drunk, you lessie. I'll be there soon though, but no funny business.

Anyway isn't Australia day meant to be very un-PC these days?? Don't they call it Invasion day or summat?

 

[Italiaseagull]

I love you Amdu (Andy even) you legent dyiou! Megan ia s pogh f*** my spelling .

 

[dwayne]

Yeah that's right Tim I wanna be you.

Endure all the noisy Aussies disturbing my sleep, sorry to bea misery

 

[fatboy]

Theyve gone all the way to Australia and they've been texting us all all day and now they are on NSC?!

 

[TOTKM]

Yeah it's a bit tragic innit!?