Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms
King of Sussex
...so I'm walking along Regent Street on Monday morning as usual when I see an ageing woman who looks a little down and out, wearing a slightly grubby full length coat and carrying the regulation plastic bag.
My attention is drawn to her waist by two oversized, misplaced and not particularly pleasant looking appendages... when suddenly I realise that the T-shirt she's wearing says BRIGHTON in very large letters.
Closer inspection (not too close, mind) reveals that it's one of the millennium stadium shirts that the touts were selling in May!
So. Own up. Is this your wife/mother/daughter/bit on the side? Or was there a specially chartered National Express Coach full of west end winos at Cardiff?
What a start to the week.
My attention is drawn to her waist by two oversized, misplaced and not particularly pleasant looking appendages... when suddenly I realise that the T-shirt she's wearing says BRIGHTON in very large letters.
Closer inspection (not too close, mind) reveals that it's one of the millennium stadium shirts that the touts were selling in May!
So. Own up. Is this your wife/mother/daughter/bit on the side? Or was there a specially chartered National Express Coach full of west end winos at Cardiff?
What a start to the week.