Let me help you Porky People get on the road to health

[looney]

Try the looney diet.

1 Skip Breakfast.
Your not Olympians or Rocket Scientists, it wont make any difference to your mouse controll.

2. 2 fruit and 2 boiled eggs for lunch.

3. Shift evening meal to 8 or 9pm, it should stop you grazing from the fridge late at night. Pile up the vegetables


4. Chew sugar free gum.


5. Stay away from fast food outlets, if you must then once a month but no fries or plastic cheese on your burger.

6. Atkins diet works but is a slight of hand, protien kills appertite but carbs crank it up, live an learn.


7 Drink loads of water.

8. No Booze or sugary food.


I do this because I care.

 

[aftershavedave]

i see that the adam smith institute chatroom's gone all soft today looney....healthy eating? what next? spelling for the looney right?

 

[WATFORD O]

Try the looney diet.

1 Skip Breakfast.
Your not Olympians or Rocket Scientists, it wont make any difference to your mouse controll.

2. 2 fruit and 2 boiled eggs for lunch.

3. Shift evening meal to 8 or 9pm, it should stop you grazing from the fridge late at night. Pile up the vegetables


4. Chew sugar free gum.


5. Stay away from fast food outlets, if you must then once a month but no fries or plastic cheese on your burger.

6. Atkins diet works but is a slight of hand, protien kills appertite but carbs crank it up, live an learn.


7 Drink loads of water.

8. No Booze or sugary food.


I do this because I care.

so why are you a fat b'stard?

 

[looney]

i see that the adam smith institute chatroom's gone all soft today looney....healthy eating? what next? spelling for the looney right?

I'm here to help you so get with the programme slob.


Weirdo

I'm not fat. But most of the posters here are sumo shaped gastropods if you hunt down roz's photo thread, including your owner NMH.

 

[Dave the OAP]

maybe we are happy you patronising fuckwit

 

[Lammy]

I'm not fat I'm stout!

 

[looney]

maybe we are happy you patronising fuckwit

Dave the Guzzler.

You may be happy munching your way through the Euro pie mountain but your becomming a burden on the NHS, your also reduccing your life expectancy fatso so learn to keep your grubby fat paws out of the donut box and you'll be gratefull oneday.

 

[Dave the OAP]

my my you are soooo funny.

I prostrate myself at the feet of the worlds greatest living wit

 

[CHAPPERS]

I agree about the water thing but that's only because water keeps you clean, inside and out.

I find if you get off your arse and do a bit of exercise you can get away with eating pretty much anything. However, I only eat one meal a day so I can't comment on the rest of you.

 

[looney]

I'm not fat I'm stout!

Flabby

I can hear your arteries creaking as I read your post.

Dave
While your down there give me 20 press ups, it all helps.

 

[looney]

I agree about the water thing but that's only because water keeps you clean, inside and out.

I find if you get off your arse and do a bit of exercise you can get away with eating pretty much anything. However, I only eat one meal a day so I can't comment on the rest of you.

The first part about water is an Urban myth.

"However, I only eat one meal a day so I can't comment on the rest of you".

As long as thats not a bargain buckett.

 

[aftershavedave]

looney are you jacking off as you type this crap?

 

[looney]

No and you better not be stuffing Crisps into your gob as you post either lardarse.

 

[CHAPPERS]

The first part about water is an Urban myth.

"However, I only eat one meal a day so I can't comment on the rest of you".

As long as thats not a bargain buckett.

Errr, what? Water doesn't keep you clean? Riiiight.

 

[Soton Seagull]

Some people just have slow metabolisms (generaly not helped by a f*cking fast pie arm )

 

[alan partridge]

funnily enough i went swimming for the first time in years today.

christ the swimming attendant woman was cute

 

[looney]

Chapman ts water does not clean you out, myth.

Alan Porktredge

I will be Righting to Knight about banning pies from Withdean and introducing Salads and herbal tea, if I hear about you touting donuts outside your dead got it?

 

[readingstockport]

Try the looney diet.

8. No Booze or sugary food.


I do this because I care.

F' me looney. You come out with all this crap while you are sober ?

No way, I simply do not believe that. You have to be pissed to post the crap you do.

 

[alan partridge]

I will be Righting

you're always Righting Looney, infact I haven't seen you say anything left wing since you revealed you read the Guardian

 

[Mr Popkins]

it was all looking positive until , the "NO BOOZE" bit!