Know any good slang ?

[Easy 10]

Not necessarily rhyming slang, just slang in general (examples from Rogers Profanasaurous welcome). Example:

Pearl Harbour = very cold, as in "Cor, its absolutely Pearl Harbour out there" (there's a nasty nip in the air).

 

[The Wookiee]

Get the Britney's in
Or I might have a pint of Hang Glider
Or A Pint of Uri Geller

 

[Vinyl Richie]

Is that similar to "it's raining cat flaps and ice rinks?"

 

[Easy 10]

A mate of mine (innocently) on an away trip:

"I need a Barclays Bank"

 

[mitch]

i have'nt got a danny la rue

 

[Locky]

A mate of mine (innocently) on an away trip:

"I need a Barclays Bank"

What a tosser !!

 

[The Wookiee]

Its a bit Mork out there (Mork And Mindy = Windy)
Might get the Cod home (Cod And Huss = Bus)

 

[Vinyl Richie]

i have'nt got a danny la rue

Scooby doo?
Hugh, hugh, barney McGrew?


2 favourites for gaylord are:
Ice-cream
Iron Hoof

Palace pier too but I don't use that.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

Its a bit Mork out there (Mork And Mindy = Windy)
Might get the Cod home (Cod And Huss = Bus)

I always prefer getting a sherb

 

[ditchy]

can anyone lend me an ayrton ?

 

[The Wookiee]

can anyone lend me an ayrton ?

No but I've got a lady godiva in my sky rocket

 

[The Wookiee]

This should help:
http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/

In the meantime I hope you have all buy the right train tickets tomorrow, you know what those Hector's are like.

Hector Hector the Ticket Inspector

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Here's a selection, trawled out of Google.

Beer scooter - the ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it. i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have caught the beer scooter".

One in the departure lounge - to need to defecate imminently.

Aeroplane blond - one who has dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'!

Aeroplane skirt - a skirt with a very long slit up it that goes all the way up to the 'cockpit'.

Pearl Harbour - cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there !". Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air!

Badly packed kebab - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the 'vagina'.

Britney Spears - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'beers'. e.g. "Give us a couple of Britney's will ya Doreen".

Bruce Lee's - erect nipples (as in a pair of hard 'nips').

Bum Gravy - This one speaks for itself ! You may get this after a dodgy curry.

Bunny boiler - an unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction". e.g. "I don't like the look of her mate, could be a bunny boiler".

Council gritter - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'shitter'. e.g. "Does she take it up the council ?".

Donald Trump - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'dump' (defecate). e.g. "I'm just nipping out for a Donald".

Drink-link - a modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze !

Furry monkey - slang term for vagina. As used by Daisy Donovan in Channel 4's Eleven O'Clock Show.

Greyhound - a very short skirt. From the fact that a greyhound (on a racetrack) is close to the hare (hair). i.e. "Blimey look at the greyhound on that bird !".

Jackson Pollock(s) - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'bollocks' (testicles).
e.g."He needs a good kick in the Jackson's".

Johnny-no-stars - a young man of substandard intelligence, i.e. the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' bit comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear which show their level of training.

Kryptonite - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'web site'.

Kungfu fighter - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'lighter'.

Leo Sayer - an 'all-dayer' (drinking or a rave etc).

Melvyn Bragg - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'fag' (cigarette). e.g. "Oi
mate, can I scrounge a Melvyn off you?".

Mumblers - used when you spot an attractive girl in tight shorts or
similar clothes i.e. you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite
make out what they're saying.

Nelson Mandela - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).

Pat Cash - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'slash' (to urinate).

Pictures of the queen - paper money, notes. e.g. "How do you want payin ?", "Pictures of the queen mate !".

Porridge wog - a rather un-PC term for a Scottish person.

Ragmans coat - untidy and very hairy vagina. e.g. "Yeah, she looks quite fit but I bet she's got one like a ragmans coat !"

Release a chocolate hostage - to defecate. e.g. " I'm just nipping out to release a chocolate hostage".

Ricockulous - a more extreme version of the word 'ridiculous'. Good for when you want to add more emphasis.

Salad dodger - an excellent phrase for an overweight person.

Skin chimney - excellent (but disgusting of course) term for vagina.

Spam fritter - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'shitter' (anus). Similar to
"Gary Glitter".

Steve McQueen's - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'jeans'.

Swamp donkey - an unattractive woman. e.g. "Blimey, have you seen those swamp donkeys sitting in the corner !".

Tart fuel - similar to 'bitch piss', bottled alcopop's regularly drank
by young women.

Up on blocks - having a period (menstruating). i.e. Out of action, a
bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks".

Wigger - a white man who is trying to act like a black man. Especially applied to a white rapper, i.e. Vanilla Ice.

Wind and kite - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'web site'.

Wizards sleeve - a large (cavernous) vagina.

Wyatt Earp - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'burp'.

Wynona Ryder - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e.g. "Can I have a pint'a Wynola and half a Nelson"

 

[Titanic]

Hugh, hugh, barney McGrew?

Are the the night shift at Trumpton Fire Station then ? The Pugh brothers work the dayshift - along with Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub. It appears Barney is moonlighting. Should we tell Captain Flack ??

 

[ditchy]

that is Pony BSM

 

[Meade's Ball]

Its a bit Keith Barron outside. Keith Barron - cad - cold.

Oh it looks quite George Michael out. Wham - warm.

 

[ditchy]

how about " spam brands "

 

[Easy 10]

Its a bit Keith Barron outside. Keith Barron - cad - cold.

Oh it looks quite George Michael out. Wham - warm.

M B - they are, at best, questionable.