[Humour] knob or nob?

[LlcoolJ]

Im fine with being called both.

That's a stroke of luck.

 

[jakarta]

Depends what sort of noggin you want. According to Chambers Dictionary a noggin is

a small mug or wooden cup

its contents

a measure of about a gill

a drink (of beer,spirits,etc)

the head

Any fule kno there is only ONE Noggin...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti6r8Ta2ALY

 

[schmunk]

What about in the verb form?

"I've knobbed your wife" or "I've nobbed your wife"...?






(the correct answer is of course "both, and she loved it".)

 

[Simster]

Without doubt a door "knob" is correct but if insulting someone you have a choice of either "nob" or "Palace fan"

Indeed. I called Wrong-Direction a nob, he then called me a knob. But then again, he also used "should of" about 3 times in 4 posts, which I think probably gives you a clue as to who used the correct (k)nob.

 

[Stat Brother]

These knobs are minging even with cheese.





They are an affront to the good name of biscuits.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Any fule kno there is only ONE Noggin...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti6r8Ta2ALY

One Kurt Nogan
There's only one Kurt Nogan

 

[grubbyhands]

Knob or, more usefully, knobhead.

i.e. "You sir are a complete and utter KNOBHEAD".

Nob (as mentioned) is surely more to do with poshos "Hob nobbing" etc. Not slang for someone who is a COCK.

Yup!

 

[AmexRuislip]

Im fine with being called both.

I prefer Palarse **** if you don't mind