Kit Symons has VD

[fatboy]

Been appointed caretaker manager at Palarse apparently.

 

[Captain Pugwash]

Who

 

[Wilko]

Ex Pompey and his brother is a bus driver in hampshire- true I tell ya !!

 

[brighton rock]

come on kit

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I think "Kitty" fits the song better, plus makes him sound more effeminate...