Kate Middleton's long lost family

[Simster]

Did anyone else enjoy the hilarious sight of an absolutely fat, chavvy munter sitting on the Breakfast Television couch, because she shared the same great grandmother as the People's Princess II (c)?

Actually, I've just found her on the interweb. Here she is:

TV highlights - Telegraph

She was a fat, thick, chav and it was FRIGHTFULLY amusing. She "could of" been Kate if they'd gone to the same college, apparently. She is going "up London" to watch the wedding, and "she didn't know nothing about" being related to Royalty until a couple of weeks ago.

Amusing. I hope the Queen watched it. Soon her Palace is going to be overrun with COMMON people, and just you wait - the grankids will pop out and Kate will be changing nappies right there on the drawing room floor at Christmas time before the nipper is handed over to "nan" for a cuddle.

Marvellous scenes.

 

[Seagull Steve]

I am totally bored by this poxy wedding already. My two young daughters are excited by it and can't wait for it. If Will has a look at that programme and sees what the lovely Kate may turn out, he'll run a bloody mile.

 

[Hillian1]

And she actually thought she should be invited to the wedding.

 

[Simster]

And she actually thought she should be invited to the wedding.

If I'd been in charge, I'd have sat her between the Queen and that Greek bloke she's married to. And I've invited her to the drinks after the reception too - in the vain hope of seeing her throwing herself at Prince Edward.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I think there should be more members of the Royal Family with names like Princess Kailie.

 

[severnside gull]

Looked and sounded the part didn't she?

I've booked a round of golf for the wedding day - had a job to get a decent tee time to ensure missing as much of it as possible - seems a lot of other people had the same idea

 

[Superphil]

she wuz luvly.

So all of you saying you've had enough of the royal wedding, you don't give a toss about the royal wedding, here is your antidote.

29th April is also:

REMF X,
Dripping Pan, Lewes, 7.45 KO.

There will be FOOTBALL, It is definately POTG, there IS a bar, there WILL be legends and there will be PRIZES.

Robert Eaton Memorial Fund homepage

 

[Husty]

I found out the other week that i am a distant relative of hers, we share the same great, great, great grand parents, i reckon i should ask for an invite...

(no joke)

 

[Simster]

I'll be in France on the 29th. Can't wait.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

I shall be celebrating all things royal in style on the 28th, 29th and 30th!

... in Amsterdam....


Queens Day

 

[8ace]

Amusing. I hope the Queen watched it. Soon her Palace is going to be overrun with COMMON people, and just you wait - the grankids will pop out and Kate will be changing nappies right there on the drawing room floor at Christmas time before the nipper is handed over to "nan" for a cuddle.

Marvellous scenes.

<Pedantry>great grandchildren</Pedantry>

 

[BLOCK F]

It was funny wasn't it.My wife and I had a good old laugh.
Think Kate is gorgeous,but have never watched a Royal Wedding and won't be watching this one!!

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

I only care because one of the streets in the student area of the city where I live has been closed for a massive royal street party rave-up!

Cheers Wills and Kate!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Interesting looking at all the snobbery perpetrated by the Daily Mail and Express over this wedding.

There have been loads of "commoners" marrying into the royal family over the years, Sarah Ferguson, Captain Mark Phillips, Prince Edward's wife (forgot her name), Anthony Armstrong Jones, and even Camilla Parker Bowles, while clearly extremely posh and vaguely related to ancient royalty herself, was technically a commoner.

Alright, three out of the five ended up divorced, but that's the plebs for you.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

This is more like it, by the way

 

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[Pavilionaire]

1. You can't choose the family you're born into.
2. Kate is fit.
3. William seems like a good bloke.
4. They seem like a happy couple.
5. Good luck to them, I'll be watching and having a drink on 29th.

 

[Husty]

C4 now!

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

Who wouldn't want to put their head up that skirt and have a sniff?

 

[The Spanish]

she is a nutter and its all going to end in tears.

but then thats what its all about. its part of what makes britain interesting. the alternative is to dreary to even contemplate. there is nothing better than seeing the queen watch some maoris dancing or seeing kate get dragged through london in a golden trolley. getting shot of them will not mean buckingham palace gets turned into a womans refuge and all the jewels are sold to pay for incubators.

i would rather watch a royal wedding than play golf any day of the week. unless its rottingdean pitch and putt on a nice sunny day and even that gets boring after the first hole.