[Football] Just When You Thought Things Couldn't Get Any Worse: Ashley Cole BURGLED

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Ashley Cole 'attacked by gang of masked burglars' as ex-Chelsea star's home robbed'

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/ashley-cole-attacked-gang-masked-21790070

#prayforashley

 

[schmunk]

Here's the culprit:

 

[GT49er]

Oh FFS! Don't these tw*ts understand social distancing?

 

[Superphil]

Crikey, when a report in the Mirror cross references the S*n you know you are reading toilet paper.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Oh FFS! Don't these tw*ts understand social distancing?

Thankfully it happened in January..relief ...well apart from AC

 

[AmexRuislip]

Perhaps they were returning Cheryl's greatest hits

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Oh FFS! Don't these tw*ts understand social distancing?

To be fair, they were wearing masks though. They weren’t completely irresponsible.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Perhaps they were returning Cheryl's greatest hits

Five minute job

 

[Pavilionaire]

Five minute job

If it was Cheryl I think I'd last 30 seconds.

 

[Superphil]

If it was Cheryl I think I'd last 30 seconds.

So long as she didn't speak

 

[neilbard]

Perhaps they were returning Cheryl's greatest hits

 

[Lower West Stander]

Poor Cashley.

John Terry must be quaking in his boots. They are obviously working through the Chelsea knobhead brigade before moving on to Grealish, Bamford at al.....