Jordan picks Miss Sussex

[Exiled in Exeter]

From yesterday’s Sun:

GLAMOUR girl Jordan crowns a beauty queen yesterday — then moves in to kiss her sash.

Busty Jordan, 25, also flashed her bum as she helped select Miss Sussex Tillie Spenser, 18, near her home in Hove.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003440800,00.html

Anyone on here know her?

 

[Sam]

if anyone wants a pic but cant be bothered with the link:

 

[Bwian]

From yesterday’s Sun:

GLAMOUR girl Jordan crowns a beauty queen yesterday — then moves in to kiss her sash.

Damn it! I mis-read that and went straight there believing she moves in to kiss her gash

 

[tinx]

Miss sussex is far nicer to look at than Jordan

 

[Brixtaan]

Jordan's doing her first porno in November.

 

[The Large One]

Jordan is a pig. I am better looking than her. In fact, her namesake car is better looking than her, even when viewed from the rear end.

Opening her trap doesn't do her any favours either. Considering she is from Sussex, what is it with her North Kent/Essex/Estuary foghorn voice? Who is she trying to kid? Quite frankly I think I WOULD kick her out of bed if she farted under my duvet.

Absolute moose.

 

[SK1NT]

jodie kidd, now thats a sussex bird to be very proud of!

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

One on left female, one on right she-male............

Oh sorry, that was yesterday !

 

[The Large One]

jodie kidd, now thats a sussex bird to be very proud of!

We've go loads of images of her in the next issues of our magazine. Well, three actually. But they're all really good.

 

[Sam]

anyone think jordans rival "jodie marsh" has the weirdest nose?? ??

 

[SK1NT]

PICTURES??

 

[JJ McClure]

Jodie Marsh = munter

 

[Sam]

Jodie Marsh = munter

 

[The Large One]

We've got pics of Jodie kidd without make-up. She is well zitty; her face is like a dot-to-dot. Nice pins, though.

Can't show the pics, 'cos uploading them always crashes my machine.

 

[Sam]

and you might get a law suit against you from the lovely jodie

 

[The Large One]

Not at all. It was taken at the Goodwood motor racing day a few weeks ago, and she happily posed in her car. She is a keen sports car enthusiast, and just turned up as herself, as opposed to turning up as a supermodel - if you see what I mean. No make-up, no pretensions, just the look of a.......

Actually, you're right. There may be lawyers on here.

 

[tinx]

She managed to clock up the fastest lap on the Top Gear challenge thing for celebs,, beating Jay Kay into second place.

 

[Bwian]

She managed to clock up the fastest lap on the Top Gear challenge thing for celebs,, beating Jay Kay into second place.

Wish she'd have made the headlines for beating Jay Kay into a pulp rather than into second place.......I can't stand that man!