Jonathan Woodgate, a rumour...

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Soul Finger

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May 12, 2004
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Just been sent this by a mate. Could be complete bollocks, you decide.

Jonathan Woodgate hasn't yet been able to make his Real Madrid debut, but is already on the verge of being immersed in a scandal of huge proportions which threatens to end his career and taint the name of Real Madrid in the process.

According to sources close to Newcastle, his former club, the defender is being investigated by English police for the possession and consumption of intolerable quantities of cocaine. It appears that the police have corroborating evidence on both Woodgate and his current partner, Kate Lawler. Lawler has built herself quite a reputation on the
Z-list celebrity circuit as a huge user of cocaine since she shot to fame on the back of her appearance on Big Brother.

It is also reported that one of the Sunday newspapers in England have obtained pictures of both Woodgate and Lawler face down in a pile of cocaine, and are fighting a gagging order in court to prevent them from publishing the pictures this weekend.

This revelation could, if true, put serious pressure, not only on the player himself, but also on his president, Florentino Perez.

If all these allegations finally come to light, they would explain the unexpected, shock transfer which took English football by surprise, given that Newcastle got rid of a key player just before the start of the season, without having lined up a replacement. Woodgate's transfer was a complete surprise, taking place seemingly overnight, whilst all
eyes were on Coloccini or Cannavaro, the two players with which the Madrid outfit were negotiating.

The magpies' chairman, Freddy Shepard (sic), presumably aware of the situation and that Woodgate's detention was a question of time, came to the conclusion that he should simply get rid of the problem, whilst at the same time taking advantage of Perez's desperation to satisfy the wishes of his coach, bring in some money, and sell the player to Real.
 




caz99

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Jun 2, 2004
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Sompting
i read somewhere about his car was being used by a drug dealer or something wasn't it??
 




Hungry Joe.

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Mar 5, 2004
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British Upper Beeding
This rumour's been doing the rounds for a while. Judging by Woodgate's previous behaviour and general stupidity (going out with a Big Brother contestant, hanging around with his racist chums from Middlesborough) it would hardly be a surprise.
 








Brixtaan

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Jul 7, 2003
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Border country.East Preston.
Cobblers.Hope it's true though,Real will still play him.
 


Hungry Joe.

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Seeing as Spain is the only country in Europe with a higher per-capita consumption of cocaine than the U.K. I should think that Real Madrid are not strangers to this kind of alleged behaviour.
 




aftershavedave

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Jul 9, 2003
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as 10cc say, not in hove
Phaedrus said:
Seeing as Spain is the only country in Europe with a higher per-capita consumption of cocaine than the U.K. I should think that Real Madrid are not strangers to this kind of alleged behaviour.

still it's not somethingto sniff at is it....

something that i find strange about this story (and the spanish story was last week wasn't it?) is why a gagging order would be granted. invasion of privacy?
 


CAFC Matt

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Jul 27, 2003
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Probably bollocks and not what the FA and the ENglish game needs being tainted with what with just getting over the Sven thingy blah blah blah
 


GUNTER

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Brighton
Kate Lawler.....yum!

:p

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