Joke

[One Legged Striker]

A man goes to the doctors and says "every time I masturbate
I shout come on Palace!" The doctor replies " there's nothing to worry
About most wankers do.

 

[Greyrun]

 

[Kazenga <3]

Why would somebody go to the doctors for that? Its just wasting your GP's time. People like that prevent people with more serious problems from getting seen to earlier.

 

[Sussax]

Why would somebody go to the doctors for that? Its just wasting your GP's time. People like that prevent people with more serious problems from getting seen to earlier.

That's why I have to wait 3 HOURS in A&E for a dislocated FINGER.

 

[BadFish]

That's why I have to wait 3 HOURS in A&E for a dislocated FINGER.

Kensington, Buckingham? are there magazines to cater for this kind of kink. I suspect the pages are getting pretty sticky.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Why would somebody go to the doctors for that? Its just wasting your GP's time. People like that prevent people with more serious problems from getting seen to earlier.

I've just rushed mys self to A&E,to see an emergency doctor,was bish a bashing one out in the toilet,during a break between corrie and eastender's and to my "horror" (thought i was dying-seriously) i found no words of Chrystal Phallus anywhere near me,thought f*** that,going to get that checked....

Doc said........good news,your not a wanker..................but a Brighton Tosspot!!! phew

 

[SeagullSongs]

That's more worthy of a visit to a psychologist or exorcist than doctor or GP.

 

[Gwm]

How was he hoping to come on palace. It's a very large surface area and surely he could only cum a few feet !

 

[sant andreu]

A man is at the doctor's, and the doc says to him "I'm sorry, but you're going to have to stop masturbating". The man says "oh really? why?" And the doc replies "well I'm trying to examine you and it makes it a bit awkward"

 

[John Bumlick]

what's the most embarrassing thing about getting an erection during a prostate exam?

when they discover you're not even a real doctor...

 

[lighthouse]

That's why I have to wait 3 HOURS in A&E for a dislocated FINGER.

Blimey, you disloctaed your finger when shouting 'come on Palace' whilst masturbating!

Thats actually quite impressive. Respect.

 

[Questions]

He was lucky you got through to make an appointment.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

A man is at the doctor's, and the doc says to him "I'm sorry, but you're going to have to stop masturbating". The man says "oh really? why?" And the doc replies "well I'm trying to examine you and it makes it a bit awkward"

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I was waiting to use the ATM yesterday and a little old lady in front asked me if I could help check her balance.






So I pushed her over ......

 

[The Truth]

A man goes to the doctors and says "every time I masturbate
I shout come on Palace!" The doctor replies " there's nothing to worry
About most wankers do.

Did the patient get the Doctors name? If I were the patient, I'd defiantly change the GP asap whilst making a serious complaint. Erection problems are no laughing matter!

 

[Dan The Man]

I was up the hospital the other day, walking through one of the wards and everyone was shouting Scottish poetry...must have been the burns unit...

 

[Goat lung]

what's the most embarrassing thing about getting an erection during a prostate exam?

when they discover you're not even a real doctor...

Gee and I thought the most embarrassing thing would be leaving a piece of corn on the pull out.