[Humour] Joke du jour

[essbee1]

I found an Oasis gig ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it.

You never know when a nail might come in handy.

<coat and taxi please>

 

[AmexRuislip]

I found an Oasis gig ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it.

You never know when a nail might come in handy.

<coat and taxi please>

I suppose that's an oakay joke , even for you

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Been a long time since I went to a concert of any kind but surely tickets are now on phones? Seems someone cut off their nose to spite their face by driving a nail through their phone because they don't like Oasis. You should have done the reasonable thing and taken the phone as well as the nail and put it in eWaste recycling.