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Eeyore

Munching grass in Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
28,201
My friend ask me if I'm just as irritated as they are when commentators pronounce footballer's names wrong

I said 'defoe'
 






South Stand Bonfire

Who lit that match then?
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Jan 24, 2009
3,024
Shoreham-a-la-mer
Why just one particular footballer’s name though? If the issue was with the mispronunciation of multiple footballers’ names then he may have been justified in his/her/their opinion, but for that soul grammatical faux pass, I’m out.
 


jcdenton08

Joel Veltman Fan Club
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Oct 17, 2008
17,097
Why just one particular footballer’s name though? If the issue was with the mispronunciation of multiple footballers’ names then he may have been justified in his/her/their opinion, but for that soul grammatical faux pass, I’m out.
Me too. Time for brakefust, bone apple tea!
 






Normal Rob

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
5,893
Somerset
Sorry, but that joke does not work. The premise of the joke is that people pronounce the names incorrectly whereas your reply, in order to facilitate the humour, involves pronouncing the name correctly. It's not a joke about people not liking abbreviated replies. I am also out.
 




MJsGhost

Oooh Matron, I'm an
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Jun 26, 2009
5,185
East
Why just one particular footballer’s name though? If the issue was with the mispronunciation of multiple footballers’ names then he may have been justified in his/her/their opinion, but for that soul grammatical faux pass, I’m out.
Because it's hard to find one that Fitz Hall?
 




Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
7,320
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
My friend ask me if I'm just as irritated as they are when commentators pronounce footballer's names wrong

I said 'defoe'
Defoe retired from playing years ago now. Does your friend include former footballers that don't play any more, or is it just current players? If it's the latter, he's just talking rubbish.
 




Flounce

Well-known member
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Nov 15, 2006
6,594
IMG_0142.jpeg
 








backson

Registered Mis-user
Jul 26, 2004
2,476
My friend asked me if I'm just as irritated as they are at people mispronouncing the name of the author of Robinson Crusoe.

I said, I'm sorry I don't understand that cultural reference.
 




Bodian

Well-known member
May 3, 2012
16,512
Cumbria
My friend ask me if I'm just as irritated as they are when commentators pronounce footballer's names wrong

I said 'defoe'
My friend asked me if I'm just as irritated as they are when posters get their tenses wrong!

I replied 'I agreed'.
 




5Ways Gull

Well-known member
Feb 2, 2009
1,364
Bridport, Dorset
At work the other day one of my management team came over complaining that Jenny from accounts couldn't pronounce footballers names. I said Saka!
 








Eeyore

Munching grass in Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
28,201
At work the other day one of my management team came over complaining that Jenny from accounts couldn't pronounce footballers names. I said Saka!
Can I award the most unnecessary user location in NSC award ?
 


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