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seagull_special

Well-known member
Jun 9, 2008
2,928
Abu Dhabi
My wife just now told me she got a job making plastic Draculas. There's only one other worker, so my wife says she has to make every second count.
 






Sirnormangall

Well-known member
Sep 21, 2017
2,937
Apologies for probably repeating something that’s been on NSC before:
I went to a fancy dress party carrying my girlfriend on my back.
The host asked: “what have you come as?”
“ a tortoise “ I replied
“So who is that on your back?” Asked the host
“Michelle” I replied.
 






Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
NSC Patreon
Apr 5, 2014
23,377
I went into a pub a while back and saw that they had Panda on the menu.

So I asked for a quarter Panda.
 



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