[Technology] Joke du Jour

[Stat Brother]

Scientists have grown vocal cords in a petri dish.



The results speak for themselves.

 

[B-right-on]

 

[Juan Albion]

Without any lungs?

 

[Eeyore]

How can the results speak for themselves when they are published ?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Is the petri shatter proof, in case the vocal chords are a soprano!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

No....this is a perfect joke. I won't have anything said against it. Mind you, without lungs, I won't hear anything said for it either. Or ears, obviously.

 

[BNthree]

So did they grow a tongue with them too?

 

[Is it PotG?]

You don't say.

 

[driller]

How did they learn a language

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Surely such a significant breakthrough would need protection in some way, I think they're unwise to start discussing this on a public forum until they've secured sufficient protection for their IP.

 

[Jack Straw]

Scientists have grown vocal cords in a petri dish.



The results speak for themselves.

What were the results? Are we to guess?

 

[Sirnormangall]

A ventrilodish?

 

[Jack Straw]

A ventrilodish?

Now, that is good!

 

[Dick Head]

Scientists have grown vocal cords in a petri dish.



The results speak for themselves.

Chinese scientists have reverse engineered this biotechnological breakthrough.



Cultural appropriation.