Joke Du Jour

[Northstander]

Cliff Richard is playing a gig in Japan, the crowd goes wild, and he asks for any requests, the crowd says "t1ts of fanny" Cliff bemused, says "pardon" they repeat " t1ts or fanny" cliff says "I am a god fearing christian, I dont have a song called that, please sing it" And the crowd says..........

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"Tits or fanny, how we dont talk anymoooooooooooooore"

 

[Lammy]

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[Hiney]

but I did laugh

so on reflection

 

[aftershavedave]

i like it!

 

[Man of Harveys]

A vintage joke du jour!

So let's celebrate with some Hineys

 

[Lammy]

A fish swims into a brick wall.

Damn!

 

[Theatre of Trees]