Joke du Jour

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

After making love to Kylie Minogue yesterday I think there are a few things you all need to know. Firstly she really is as sexy as hell, secondly she is still as tight as an 18 year old virgin, thirdly she has no objections to a facial. Last of all the staff at Madam Tussauds are miserable *******s with no sense of humour!!

 

[essbee1]

Surely security staff would have seen this and stopped you. It just doesn't add up.

 

[whitelion]

Waxing lyrical - whatever next?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Wax can never be said to be tight.....

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Thought the bodies got re-used on occasion,could have been any old woman for all the OP knows...

 

[Blackadder]

After making love to Kylie Minogue yesterday I think there are a few things you all need to know. Firstly she really is as sexy as hell, secondly she is still as tight as an 18 year old virgin, thirdly she has no objections to a facial. Last of all the staff at Madam Tussauds are miserable *******s with no sense of humour!!

So you are saying that you have had the pleasure before?

 

[Eeyore]

It wasn't Kylie Minogue, It was a wax model. Surely there is a false representation here. Secondly, why were the staff expected to react with humour ? Surely this was a lustful and impulsive act rather than something done for comedic value.

 

[ExmouthExile]

I went to Madame Tussaud's recently and I found the staff were really friendly and helpful, have you considered reporting them?

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

And why an 18-year-old virgin, exactly? What is wrong with 16 or 17 year-old virgins? OP is a Virgin Ageist, methinks, which tends to render the "joke" less than decorous.

 

[Jack Straw]

What's the last sentence got to do with it?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I'm pretty certain that they don't make the waxworks anatomically correct, given they would always be presented fully clothed. I'm calling bullshit on this.

 

[One Love]

I'm sorry but any excuse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab4srwcTNlw

 

[Questions]

I know someone who works there and as a previous poster said they generally just swap heads around.
After a quick phone call I can catorgorically state that the open poster shagged Ronnie Corbett.

 

[Albion my Albion]

After making love to Kylie Minogue yesterday I think there are a few things you all need to know. Firstly she really is as sexy as hell, secondly she is still as tight as an 18 year old virgin, thirdly she has no objections to a facial. Last of all the staff at Madam Tussauds are miserable *******s with no sense of humour!!

How do you feel about melted candles on a Sunday afternoon with a little wine and a Johnny Mathis song playing? I find it's very important to check the temperature of the melted candles. Very important!

 

[Triggaaar]

Not at the first post, obviously.

 

[Bodian]

I've checked Kylie's twitter account. She's not posted any pictures of her with a naked man asleep next to her after a 'house party', and nor can I see any mention of her visiting Madame Tussaud's or meeting the OP. Are you sure it was her?