Once upon a time, there was a particularly arthritic tortoise making his way up a steep hill - with heavy shopping.
When suddenly, out of the blue, a gang of snails jumped out from behind a lettuce and let loose the most horrific of muggings. They slithered all over Mr Tortoise, laughing and assaulting him, before finally taking his shopping and crawling away.
Unsurprisingly, the Tortoise went to the police for help...A group of snails were put in a line up, and Mr Tortoise was asked to pick out the culprit.
"I'm sorry." said Mr Tortoise... "It all happened to quickly."
When suddenly, out of the blue, a gang of snails jumped out from behind a lettuce and let loose the most horrific of muggings. They slithered all over Mr Tortoise, laughing and assaulting him, before finally taking his shopping and crawling away.
Unsurprisingly, the Tortoise went to the police for help...A group of snails were put in a line up, and Mr Tortoise was asked to pick out the culprit.
"I'm sorry." said Mr Tortoise... "It all happened to quickly."
it's not THAT bad!
