Joke du Jour

[Northstander]

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> A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
> sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
> but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
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> Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
> towards the man.
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> He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
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> Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
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> "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.
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> They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
> theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
> dreams and he shares his. She listens.
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> After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
> place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
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> They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
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> The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy
> is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !
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> "You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
> every guy you meet? "
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> "No, " she replies. . . . .... . . . . "
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> Wait for it. .
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> It's coming. .
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> The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
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> She says :
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> "You just happened to catch my eye. "

 

[MRRF 10]

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

I know its corny but I love gags like that. Quality.

 

[Locky]

I know its corny but I love gags like that. Quality.

Me Too

 

[harry_h]

I heard a similar one, this man, with a wooden eye, is set up on a blind date. At the cinema he finds his date is extremely ugly and her main facely features resembles a bird of prey. he decides to carry on with the date.

Just before the film starts he says 'would you like an ice cream?'

She says 'oh wouldn't I'

He says








Shut it bird face!

(to get the joke- wouldn't I/ wooden eye)

 

[Soton Seagull]

What goes 'Oooooooo'?


A cow with no lips

 

[John Dorian]

quality northstander....

 

[Superphil]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
















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Fsh

 

[Spicy]

I liked it as well

 

[Hadlee]

Like it