joke anyone ?

[Questions]

I m waiting for an important email and am getting bored............

Got any jokes ?







A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "But that would make no sense at all!"

 

[Nibble]

A young man went into the doctors comlaining of being almost deaf in both ears.
The doctor asked "what are the symptoms"?

The patient replied "They're the yellow people on T.V"

 

[Les Biehn]

A young man went into the doctors comlaining of being almost deaf in both ears.
The doctor asked "what are the symptoms"?

The patient replied "They're the yellow people on T.V"

They're gooks aren't they?

 

[wehatepalace]

They're gooks aren't they?

 

[tip top]

Bloke *ahem* and his Thai bride are relaxing after a sex session

She's laying there stroking and carressing his cock with a longing on her face

"What's the matter dear, do you want sex again?" he says

"No I'm just admiring your cock cos I really miss mine"

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i went for an indian meal last night, halfway through the waiter came up and asked "curry ok"


i replied..."go on then, one song..............then f*** off"

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Bloke *ahem* and his Thai bride are relaxing after a sex session

She's laying there stroking and carressing his cock with a longing on her face

"What's the matter dear, do you want sex again?" he says

"No I'm just admiring your cock cos I really miss mine"

A day in the life of Frank? number six in a series; next weeks episode: "I'll do your Mum up the Gary"

 

[tip top]

A day in the life of Frank? number six in a series; next weeks episode: "I'll do your Mum up the Gary"

but not on tuesday as she's having chemo