Jogi Löw apologises

[Lady Whistledown]

Jogi Löw has apologised in front of the world's press for his ball-scratching, hand sniffing, arse-picking actions against Ukraine the other day.

Granted, it was one of the grossest things I've seen in any football match (along with all the historic clips of him picking his nose and eating the contents), but did it really demand a public apology??

It's not like his actions actually had any impact on anyone else- well except possibly the Nationalmannschaft's Media Relations Officer. Can't help feeling a dignified silence would have been the way to go.

One thing absolutely guaranteed, however, is that there will be a camera continually pointed at him for the entire duration of their next match

 

[Mr Smggles]

Far worse making a public apology.

 

[spence]

That's a sign of a real man.

Everyone does it. Watch posters on here deny it.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Reminds me of Sir Les Patterson!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Far worse making a public apology.

Imagine finishing that match and then discovering you've been caught, and watching it go viral

 

[spence]

Imagine finishing that match and then discovering you've been caught, and watching it go viral

Imagine shaking his hand after the match has ended.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Imagine shaking his hand after the match has ended.

They've just installed these in the dugouts at the Stade de France:

 

[tiberious]

Jogi Löw has apologised in front of the world's press for his ball-scratching, hand sniffing, arse-picking actions against Ukraine the other day.

Granted, it was one of the grossest things I've seen in any football match (along with all the historic clips of him picking his nose and eating the contents), but did it really demand a public apology??

It's not like his actions actually had any impact on anyone else- well except possibly the Nationalmannschaft's Media Relations Officer. Can't help feeling a dignified silence would have been the way to go.

One thing absolutely guaranteed, however, is that there will be a camera continually pointed at him for the entire duration of their next match

In this day of political correctness he is just standing up for us normal gross men...... showing the world what a real man gets up to Mind you Mrs Tiberious ha s warned me not to do this in public or private,

 

[Billy the Fish]

I'm happy to admit that I like the smell of my own sweaty ball sack - who doesn't!

I'd never do a scratch and sniff in public though!

 

[spence]

Sack and crack sniff. It's normal

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

A tee shirt for the ladies..



https://www.chargrilled.com.au/t-shirts/Scratch-n'-Sniff-Joachim-t-shirt.f

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Bog standard fayre.

Should have been a tad more subtle with his post investigative probe assessment.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Jogi Löw has apologised in front of the world's press for his ball-scratching, hand sniffing, arse-picking actions against Ukraine the other day.

Granted, it was one of the grossest things I've seen in any football match (along with all the historic clips of him picking his nose and eating the contents), but did it really demand a public apology??

It's not like his actions actually had any impact on anyone else- well except possibly the Nationalmannschaft's Media Relations Officer. Can't help feeling a dignified silence would have been the way to go.

One thing absolutely guaranteed, however, is that there will be a camera continually pointed at him for the entire duration of their next match

Could be Mike Read doppelganger, tennis player, New balls please

 

[gregbrighton]

It's no different to putting your hand to your farts and then sniffing them. Everyone does it including
the queen and Ann Widdicombe.

 

[symyjym]

It's no different to putting your hand to your farts and then sniffing them. Everyone does it including
the queen and Ann Widdicombe.

I suggest that picking your arse and then rolling whatever you found between your fingertips is a lot different.

 

[T.G]

I'm happy to admit that I like the smell of my own sweaty ball sack - who doesn't!

I'm not sure I've yet to have the privilege but if the others could testify to the sweet smelling nature of your Betty swallocks I could be persuade!!!!!!

I

 

[Hampster Gull]

Filthy German

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I observed a certain Burnley manager making a hand movement that started close to his upper lip, moving in a northerly direction, through his hair, to the top of his head - captured by the Sky TV director on multiple occasions towards the end of last season.

#CheepHairGel

 

[Guy Crouchback]

This is really cruel: Germany can be the world champions, and they can even win the European championship too, but all that people will remember will be that their coach smelled his balls and played with his sh*t on TV. That's rather unfair.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Cut the man some slack.
He has a yeast problem probably brought on by stress and sweat.
Very itchy, very nasty, very smelly.
#knobrot.