[Football] Jesus catches covid

[Kinky Gerbil]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55447486

 

[hart's shirt]

According to his manger, he's in a stable condition.

 

[GT49er]

He'll be up and about again in three days .......................

 

[Gazwag]

He'll be up and about again in three days .......................

I'm not sure we will see him until Easter

 

[Luke93]

His stepfather played for Brighton.

 

[AmexRuislip]

His wife played as a CB for Arsenal ladies

 

[Uncle C]

I'm not sure we will see him until Easter

No wonder he's feeling cross.

 

[Bry Nylon]

I'm not sure we will see him until Easter

Nailed on.

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

I'm not sure we will see him until Easter

If he's not back by Easter the fans will crucify him.

 

[GREASED WEASEL]

But Toshack scores the rebound

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Have the wise men kept away?

 

[Wellesley]

At least we never have to worry about Ryan catching it, or anything else for that matter...........


( For the more sensitive among us, this little, tongue-in-cheek attempt at humour contains no hatred.)