I've just almost burnt my house down!

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Making popcorn and left the stove on and put the PLASTIC BOWL ontop of the lowly lit stove and it caught fire,

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHAT WILL I TELL MY DAD WHEN HE GETS HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr

IM SO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING LUUUUUUUUUUUUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

GGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr

IM SHAKING IN THINGYNESS GERERRRRERERRRRR

 

[Strike]

You are lucky is it just the bowl that is damaged.

 

[Bwian]

So you're bricking it then?

 

[Strike]

No wonder you are called Cerial Killer . Just joking.

 

[Lush]

Can we assume that you removed the plastic bowl and put out the fire before going on NSC to tell us all about it?

Should we ring the fire brigade?

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Can we assume that you removed the plastic bowl and put out the fire before going on NSC to tell us all about it?

Should we ring the fire brigade?

OH SHIT, I KNEW I FOGOT SUMTHING!

 

[Bobby's Gull]

Lol - I did that with a teatowel. Ok I know i shouldn't laugh!

 

[Cian]

http://www.bash.org/?60469

This one has been done soooo many times before

"Lets go on to IRC/AIM/MSN/Whatever and say I nearly destroyed my house and see does anyone make a comment about wheter I called the fire brigade first"