I've gone sick today

[Safeway]

What shall I do with myself? Suggestions please.

 

[Yorkie]

Go to the cricket and hope the cameras don't spot you

 

[jonnyboylennon]

wank yourself blind.

 

[Artois]

Unlock your gimp and set him free.

 

[afc womble]

party like its 1999.

 

[Braders]

chill out and watch tv ?

 

[chemical brother]

Get stoned and listen to some records.

Actually if you've got a full day alone to yourself it would be a perfect opportunity to experiment with some mushrooms, Organic Shamanic on the Open Market will give you enough to have excellent fun at a very reasonable price.

xx

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Kill a hen with your bare hands. It'll make a man of you.

 

[Safeway]

Go to the cricket and hope the cameras don't spot you

Not bad. I'm in Eastbourne though and can't be bothered to move much.

wank yourself blind.

Could do. Again.

Unlock your gimp and set him free.

Nah, the dog looks like he's enjoying it.

F**k it, think I'll just sit on here all day, eat food and ocasionally touch myself in an inappropriate manner. Just like a normal day at work really. Except I'm not wearing a tie, I'm naked.

 

[CHAPPERS]

A few beers, a bit of tele and a lot of wanking.

 

[Robbo]

I've gone sick today.

No change there then.


You've been sick all your life!!

 

[Seagullible]

. Just like a normal day at work really. Except I'm not wearing a tie, I'm naked.

and here's how to make everyone else go home sick. Too much info Safeway

 

[CHAPPERS]

and here's how to make everyone else go home sick. Too much info Safeway

Hows the weird knee

 

[Seagullible]

Hows the weird knee

looking rather colourful and actually like Safeways flag - scary

good news is that the phsyio reckons I may be able to start training again next week

 

[WATFORD zero]

Try starting twatish threads on favourite letter of the alphabet ?