Ive been Rumbled by Simon Jerkdon.

[Agent Kember]

The tit Jordan, rather than the 2 titted Jordan, rumbled me when he caught me loaning the first team out to Grantham(Leigh RMI wouldn't take them). so I got sacked. Just half an hour to take down the albion posters from my office wall and hitch up my Caravan. Have managed to recruit a couple of players to the cause and I am sure a new Agent will be dispatched to Croydon asap. I consider my reign a success, things were just beginning to go well.

Oh well, as I said before Jesus(Pronounced Graham Rix) couldn't save Palace this season.

See you all at the withdean soon,

Steve XX

Seeeeeeaguuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllls.

 

[Albion Rob]

You've done well Agent Kember, certainly f***ed up their season and made sure they won't get anywhere near mid table for about five years.

Return to base and give NSCs Miss Moneypenny a good ride. But which one is she

 

[Agent Kember]

Tedebear.