I've been out dogging tonight

[Ernest]

What a top night I've just had up the Devils Dyke, if it is good enough for Stanley Colleymore then it is certainly good enough for me.
I'll be going up there tomorrow night too and it won't be Falmer leaflets I'll be handing out either

 

[Beach Hut]

You naughty boy - where shall we meet

 

[Ernest]

Big Ern got an outing as well up there , I'm sure it was a tranny but who cares

 

[Beach Hut]

Big Ern got an outing as well up there , I'm sure it was a tranny but who cares

Not the wonder Miraim

 

[DannyBhoy]

u making all this up ernest

 

[Ernest]

Not the wonder Miraim

No me and Miriam are making a porno movie together, the title will be 'There is something about Ernest '

 

[Ernest]

u making all this up ernest

You wanna go up there , I was looking at a couple having a shag in their car and she must have been 20st. Her tits were down by her knees and how she got in the back of the car I'll never know

 

[Dave the OAP]

used to be the same up on hollingbury hill..........erm I think someone said

 

[oapdodge]

I thought someone was watching me.

 

[Ernest]

I thought someone was watching me.

It wasn't you shagging the fat bird was it ? If it was I was the bloke who stuck the Falmer sticker on your windscreen

 

[Beach Hut]

u making all this up ernest

Unlikely - man of many talents

 

[Ernest]

Unlikely - man of many talents

Of course I only went up there to do some research

 

[Beach Hut]

Of course I only went up there to do some research

Cue Chanel 5 special

 

[Giant Seagull]

I was only out walking the dog