It's the little things that make football so funny

[Pot noodles for everyone]

The tiny little mascot no bigger than Dean Cox, the woeful performance of the Wendies keeper - without doubt the very worst I've seen this season and he just kept giving, Ankergren's time-waste/teasing, the train driver hooting the fans, how late rocket man is getting....

Yep. Today was a good day.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Mmmm, what about Noone's crap shooting after carving out golden chances from nothing....

 

[Norman Potting]

"................how late rocket man is getting...."



On my sporadic visits to the Theatre of Trees the rockets puzzle me. Does he sneak out of the ground to set them off, or does his match keep blowing out just as he is about to light the fuse? Does he lurk in the woods for the whole game, why doesn't he actually come in and watch.

I think we have a right to know.

 

[Frutos]

I liked the comment from Paul Samrah when reading out the scores at half-time:

"Southampton 1, Orient 0....who cares"

 

[magoo]

If you were in H block today you would have heard the outstanding rendition of KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMAAAAAN BRIGHTONNNN!

 

[Southstandfaithful]

Much respect to the train driver......