It's Saturday And The Albion Aren't Playing "Official No Match Thread"

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

vs

venue- Your house

kick off- when you wake up

Match Officials:- The wife and kids/Mum and dad/ your conscience

What will Saturday bring?
Are you going to fix stuff, or do stuff you really want to do?
I predict a day of keeping busy in frustrated anticipation for Our next match.

 

[Razzoo]

I don't like the look of "The Pub" and I hate D.I.Y.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Were loose

 

[pastafarian]

im looking forward to aiming offensive chants at myself without any repercussions in my steward free garden.
I will also be luzzing beer cans as well.......mostly in the direction of the dustbin though.

 

[stripeyshark]

im looking forward to aiming offensive chants at myself without any repercussions in my steward free garden.
I will also be luzzing beer cans as well.......mostly in the direction of the dustbin though.

I've sent a text to your neighbourhood watch. You'll be spoken to at half-pint.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

im looking forward to aiming offensive chants at myself without any repercussions in my steward free garden.
I will also be luzzing beer cans as well.......mostly in the direction of the dustbin though.

Perfect afternoon, good man

 

[whitelion]

Not keen on these international breaks but on the plus side it'll give our walking wounded a chance to be available for our next match. I suppose it alkali happens again in October.

Any news on our participants this weekend? Greer Crofts Maksimenko etc....

 

[smudge]

*** No stars! ***

 

[SweatyMexican]

Where are the facts about today's match up?

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Penultimate cricket match of the season ....

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Channel 4 Racing

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Another 26k+ attendance today

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Not keen on these international breaks but on the plus side it'll give our walking wounded a chance to be available for our next match. I suppose it alkali happens again in October.

Any news on our participants this weekend? Greer Crofts Maksimenko etc....

Crofts came off the bench, Greer stayed on it. Latvia won 2-1 but can't find a match report.

 

[tinycowboy]

Anyone else having problems with Seagulls player?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Last cricket game today. Vs little common wanderers.

 

[Eksman]

Ref will screw us over again, I'm just gonna w*nk in the back garden

 

[Creaky]

Sat in the "man shed" with a bacon and egg sandwich and a large mug of tea watching Sky Sports F1

Have no intention of moving all day.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Watching GP qualifying, checking & double checking everything for my u11s first game of the season tomorrow

 

[Surrey Seagull]

No team news yet?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

The Club has been working hard to solve the catering crisis. At this very minute, there are 20,000 hot pies, available at every outlet in the stadium, each with a fully trained barista ready to serve whatever you wish, with a full choice of beers, lagers, tea, coffee or Bovril. And plenty of forks. 1900 Club members will be treated to a range of hot snacks and meals, each reasonably priced, and served by staff fully qualified at a top catering college.

The Club is choosing this opportunity to improve the whole customer experience. If, however, sales volumes don't show the benefit, it may be necessary to invoke FFP and revert to normal service.