It's kicking off in Manchester today

[El Presidente]

We NIBBLE what we want, because we are NORTHERN

 

[Ernest]

Don't BLAME them

 

[dazzer6666]

Sounds like a right pickle. When will the case be wrap-ped up ?

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Bloke clearly wasn't using his loaf

 

[lawros left foot]

Oh dear, will it be porridge, or will they have the bread for the fine?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

He must be his mother's pride

 

[Gabbafella]

Barton road. Had violence written on it from the start.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Eccles cakes

 

[Eeyore]

The article is only a filler.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Has this been flagged up as Spam?

 

[el punal]

Crumbs!

 

[soistes]

ear today, gone tomorrow...

 

[TheJasperCo]

I hope the crusts were CUT off and the greedy pair washed their HANDS before touching the food.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Did they take a rise to how much kneaded dough the sandwich would cost.

 

[LlcoolJ]

"Touch those f*cking sandwiches again and I'll smash your face in." Love it!

Wouldn't happen in Hove(is).

 

[JakyBF]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"Touch those f*cking sandwiches again and I'll smash your face in." Love it!

Wouldn't happen in Hove(is).

So the gate-crasher was in fact offered a knuckle sandwich? :

 

[symyjym]

When offered a sandwich at hospital he said “no thanks I’ve got one ear”

 

[Gabbafella]

The offender sounds like a real pizza work.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Both likely to go down for a Bloody Long Time.