I'm in deep poo!

[El Presidente]

Went to work this morning and did not shut the kitchen door properly, my ten week old English Setter puppy then trotted into the lounge, took all the coal out of fire and redistributed it around the room, and then had fun and games with 200 exam scripts I was in the process of marking.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Oh. My. God.

Shit like that always happens round here.

 

[The Large One]

Oh. My. God.

Shit like that always happens round here.

Bollocks, you bloody liar. How would you know what happens at Brighton University? All you do is type up your usual ginger drivel on NSC and NSP, and spend the rest of the time yanking your chain looking at pics of Martina Navratilova.

No wonder the British education system is going down the drain.

 

[Biscuit]

'yanking yer chain' you heard it here first! Large One coins a new phrase.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Bollocks, you bloody liar. How would you know what happens at Brighton University? All you do is type up your usual ginger drivel on NSC and NSP, and spend the rest of the time yanking your chain looking at pics of Martina Navratilova.

No wonder the British education system is going down the drain.

Hi Alan.

 

[The Large One]

Hi Maximus.

 

[Marc]

'yanking yer chain' you heard it here first! Large One coins a new phrase.

where the f*** have you been biccy that phrase has been around longer than YOU!

 

[Lush]

where the f*** have you been biccy that phrase has been around longer than YOU!

Yep - even I have heard that one before



it might have been on NSP....

 

[El Presidente]

You usually charge for yanking someone's chain though Lush.


Any chance of a discount for fellow Ex BHASVIC memebers of NSC though?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

If you thought you were in DEEP POO, El Pres, I think you will now find yourself sinking even DEEPER

 

[El Presidente]

Just cos kay does it for you for free Lord B!

 

[Lush]

You usually charge for yanking someone's chain though Lush.


Any chance of a discount for fellow Ex BHASVIC memebers of NSC though?

Me? Really? I'm owed quite a lot of money then.

And no.

 

[El Presidente]

And no.

Rats. Back to the Sooty glove puppet then....."Izzy whizzy, let's get busy"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

my ten week old English Setter puppy then trotted into the lounge, took all the coal out of fire and redistributed it around the room, and then had fun and games with 200 exam scripts I was in the process of marking.

Still, give's you a once-in-a-lifetime chance to use the marvellous excuse:

'Sorry the marking's late, the dog ate everyone's homework'

 

[chez]

'yanking yer chain' you heard it here first! Large One coins a new phrase.

I like "lobbing ropes", that always makes me laugh!

 

[John Dorian]

hey, what THE f*** are YOU GONNA DO ? scuse the french ....

 

[El Presidente]

Fail them all, 'A' level grades are too high anyway so this will knock a few of them down a bit.

 

[ditchy]

You usually charge for yanking someone's chain though Lush.


Any chance of a discount for fellow Ex BHASVIC memebers of NSC though?

can i claim the bhasvic discount too !!

 

[Fluffster]

Fail them all, 'A' level grades are too high anyway so this will knock a few of them down a bit.

I'm sure you're not being serious, but I still feel inclined to say that you are a complete muppet.

 

[El Presidente]

Landscape gardening and industrial needlework.