I'm a Knock Kneed Chicken....

[coach03]

...and a Bow Legged Hen....

 

[Kev the Ape]

i am a pig with a curly tail.

 

[BensGrandad]

...and a Bow Legged Hen....

Thats going back in time

 

[oapdodge]

Haven't had a wank since I don't know when

 

[sams dad]

...and a Bow Legged Hen....

We aint lost a fight since we don't know when....

 

[smudge]

I couldn't give a wiggle...

 

[Braders]

if everyone pissed on here but me tonight?

 

[Hiney]

if everyone pissed on here but me tonight?

Just take yourself back to The North Stand in the 1970s, packed full of people destined to become sad late night posters on NorthStandChat

f***ing marvellous scenes

 

[sams dad]

if everyone pissed on me tonight?

What's this Braders,some bizarre fantasy of yours?Fancy a golden shower ,do you?

 

[oapdodge]

What's this Braders,some bizarre fantasy of yours?Fancy a golden shower ,do you?

 

[The Large One]

I couldn't give a wiggle...

Back to the plot...

And I could't give a wank.

 

[sams dad]

'Cos we are the Brighton North Stand

 

[coach03]

la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, (bounces down the North Stand terrace)

 

[smudge]

Followed by...
....1,2,3,4,5, if you want to stay alive,
KEEP OUT THE NORTH STAND!!