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IKEA female assistants to offer sausage sandwiches!
- Thread starter El Presidente
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On the Left Wing
KIT NAPIER
It's certainly possible, maybe, although it's not certain. You'd better check with Customer Service.
I have had that reply so many times in my life it's sad .... for crying out loud, just say yes you would love me to!
I have had that reply so many times in my life it's sad .... for crying out loud, just say yes you would love me to!
Sausages?
chobby
New member
I asked how big her breasts were and got this reply.
"If you failed to notice I am virtual so I don't actually have any dimensions. I can give you the measurements of IKEA products though, just name one."
What a tease!!
"If you failed to notice I am virtual so I don't actually have any dimensions. I can give you the measurements of IKEA products though, just name one."
What a tease!!
Just asked Anna if Brighton will win tonight and she said "Please have a look at the Mugs & Cups Subcategory". She doesn't rate the FA Cup too highly then.
When I asked her what the score will be she told me "I appreciate your interest in soccer, but is there anything you would like to know about IKEA?". So I pressed her with "no - score tonight please" and she said "I'm very sorry, but I can't really talk about things like that at this time. ".
I think she knows the score and just didn't want to upset me....she's nice like that.
When I asked her what the score will be she told me "I appreciate your interest in soccer, but is there anything you would like to know about IKEA?". So I pressed her with "no - score tonight please" and she said "I'm very sorry, but I can't really talk about things like that at this time. ".
I think she knows the score and just didn't want to upset me....she's nice like that.
London Calling
New member
Not keen on wanking me?
I then tried to get a date with the "is your hair really blonde?" line and she teold me "As you can see, my hair is natural blond. Now, how can I help you about IKEA?"
Collar and cuffs lady - let's see the proof.
Collar and cuffs lady - let's see the proof.
London Calling
New member
I asked her about vegetarian sausages and she refered me to
the meat, fish and seafood section?
Should she be working at Morrison's?
the meat, fish and seafood section?
Should she be working at Morrison's?
London Calling
New member
Sitting On My Face
She Responded I Don't Know What You Mean, Could You Phase It In A Different Way?
Anna Is A 16 Year Old Teaser!!
She Responded I Don't Know What You Mean, Could You Phase It In A Different Way?
Anna Is A 16 Year Old Teaser!!
readingstockport
New member
She just told me she wasn't willing to discuss her sexuality.
- Oct 17, 2008
- 17,488
Loses all friction. Pointless.
Whitterz
Mmmmm? Marvellous
I have asked for a blow job on numerous occasions. I'll just have to accept that she's just not interested.
chobby
New member
To "Is your bum nice and big?"
she replied "All of IKEA's products are made to the highest standards, including myself"
she replied "All of IKEA's products are made to the highest standards, including myself"
- Aug 7, 2003
- 8,453
Fancy a shag?
"Love and romance are fascinating, I'm sorry though, but I can't enter into a discussion about this kind of thing. If you'd like to ask me something about IKEA, please go ahead."
"Love and romance are fascinating, I'm sorry though, but I can't enter into a discussion about this kind of thing. If you'd like to ask me something about IKEA, please go ahead."