They say that he’s greedy, corrupt, and a liar -
and they wouldn’t pass water on him if afire.
They’ve disowned him, they hate him, and he is to blame
And everywhere headlines scream out ‘Archer’s Shame!’
So strangely familiar, this rage and this fuss.
Such memories for each and every one of us
And so right and so fitting that Jeffrey should pay.
But I still can’t help thinking, as he’s banged away,
though an Archer in prison is justice well done,
that, as foul as he is, they’ve locked up the wrong one.