if you could ban..

[Return of the Rev]

If you could ban 5 things from the world what would they be? poverty,starvation,war and rotr would be the things off limits to your banning order,so what five things would you ban.
1 cars
2 booze
3 more than two children per family
4 working more than ten miles from home
5 more than 2 flights per person per year
looking like a green agenda


what would you ban?

 

[Terry The Law Abider]

1. Religious state schools. If the C of E or the Catholics want faith schools they can fund their own, taxpayers money should not be wasted teaching kids about a certain faith unless it is in a specific religious studies class which teaches various cultures.

2. Demos in city centres. From now on if you want to protest about something, a special field will be cordoned off and you can legally protest there. You can invite the press yourself and if they are interested they will provide coverage. I am sick to death of being late for dinner because of student fees protests or that f***ing Smash EDO lot (wankers!).

3. Ban on all seater stadia. ALL football league grounds should have a safe standing zone.

4. Ban on all foreign contracts. The public and private sector MUST source their goods and services at home, and only look abroad if it is not obtainable here.

5. ALL pedophiles forgo their human rights once convicted. Names and addresses to be printed in the press. Vigilante justice.

 

[PC-Gull]

Smoking
Bullying
Guns
Pornography
Money

 

[SK1NT]

Pornography

f*** wouldn't vote for you

 

[7:18]

Smoking is definitely top of my list, along with "Transaction Fees", petrol cars, guns, and CELERY.

 

[Hungry Joe]

f*** wouldn't vote for you

I'd ban anyone who wants to ban stuff from banning stuff.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Ban:

War
Mineral Raping of Countries
All Hate Crimes
Paedophiles
Marzipan

Introduce:

Not For Profit Banks
Free Public Transport
Huge Taxation on Cars / Fuel
Working for Benefits (Community Contribution)
Free Issued Purple Sweets from Quality Street

 

[Badger]

Chuggers
Religion
Headphones that leak sound
Health and Safety
Low riding jeans

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

1. Religious state schools. If the C of E or the Catholics want faith schools they can fund their own, taxpayers money should not be wasted teaching kids about a certain faith unless it is in a specific religious studies class which teaches various cultures.

2. Demos in city centres. From now on if you want to protest about something, a special field will be cordoned off and you can legally protest there. You can invite the press yourself and if they are interested they will provide coverage. I am sick to death of being late for dinner because of student fees protests or that f***ing Smash EDO lot (wankers!).

3. Ban on all seater stadia. ALL football league grounds should have a safe standing zone.

4. Ban on all foreign contracts. The public and private sector MUST source their goods and services at home, and only look abroad if it is not obtainable here.

5. ALL pedophiles forgo their human rights once convicted. Names and addresses to be printed in the press. Vigilante justice.

you mean good right wing politics .

 

[public school boy]

Unemployment benifit

 

[Falkor]

News International or Murdoch BSKYB

 

[jimhigham]

There are many thoughts racing through my mind at this point but I fear that all of them could prompt a total binfest so I shall settle for simply banning cucumber.

Vile stuff.

 

[rocker959]

The smoking ban.
Fuel Tax.
Booze Tax.
Tobacco Tax.
Crystal Palace FC.
and the bonus bans - Pikeys and Sky TV.

 

[upthealbion1970]

There are many thoughts racing through my mind at this point but I fear that all of them could prompt a total binfest so I shall settle for simply banning cucumber.

Vile stuff.

I had similar thoughts, can we add aubergine and cauliflower

 

[ryeseagull]

Reality television
Celebrity magazines and websites
The Republican Party
The Student Loans Company, Ltd.
Pre-tied bowties

 

[countryman]

People claiming benefits when they do not deserve them. (Like fat people claiming disability benefits).
Glory supporting fans.
Smoking near people. (I don't care if people smoke but I do not want them to smoke near me).
People who can't do DIY (Unless they actually have a medical condition which stops them).
4x4s which are not necessary.

 

[Diego Napier]

Cruelty
Intolerance
Disease
Selfishness
Crystal Palace - Ah rocker959 beat me to it!

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

1. All things that annoy me.

 

[smelly]

1. Women not fancying me
2. Bar staff charging me
3. Teams scoring against the Albion
4. Curry/ beer making you fat
5. Traffic f***ing wardens

 

[catfish]

Rich tax dodgers
Religion
The Daily Mail
The royal family
Anyone who opposed Falmer