SK1NT
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If Premiership teams were ladies...
Arsenal - Angelina Jolie - Look good, a bit maverick at times and you
know they
have the potential to really f**k you over.
Aston Villa - Dido - One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really.
Birmingham City - Maria Carey - Occasionally interesting, frequently
annoying.
Supporters are thick
Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes - Common as muck Lancy, constantly
worrying.
Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia - Always looks like she might go
down but
never does!
Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon - Chirpy Cockney with the ability
to spring
a few surprises!
Chelsea - Maggie Thatcher - Hated by millions, supported by idiots!
Everton - Barbara Windsor - Been laughing at those tits so long we
forget that once
upon a time they actually looked quite good!
Fulham - Andrea Corr - Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a
bit
awestruck with fame.
Leicester City - Patsy Palmer - Generally a bit crap and second rate
really, but
some people like her.
Leeds United - Christina Aguilera - Dirrrty
Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor - Individually all the components look
fantastic -
just doesn't work when put together.
Man City - Madonna - Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit -
ageing
stars. Nice new home though.
Man United - Jordan - Dominated by tits. Quite repulsive really
Middlesborough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson - Can look quite good at the
back - but
nothing at all up front to speak of.
Newcastle United - Pamela Anderson - Can look good. Various unsavoury
elements
though.
Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde - On the face of it a has-been but you're
quite
interested in what she's going to do next.
Southampton - Kylie Minogue - Sometimes you feel sorry for them, They're
not huge
and you've got a bit of a soft spot.
Tottenham Hotspur - Kim Wilde - Glamerous in the 80's not so nice to
watch now.
Wolverhampton Wanderers - Lynda Lovelace - Big in the 70's guaranteed to
go down.
Arsenal - Angelina Jolie - Look good, a bit maverick at times and you
know they
have the potential to really f**k you over.
Aston Villa - Dido - One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really.
Birmingham City - Maria Carey - Occasionally interesting, frequently
annoying.
Supporters are thick
Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes - Common as muck Lancy, constantly
worrying.
Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia - Always looks like she might go
down but
never does!
Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon - Chirpy Cockney with the ability
to spring
a few surprises!
Chelsea - Maggie Thatcher - Hated by millions, supported by idiots!
Everton - Barbara Windsor - Been laughing at those tits so long we
forget that once
upon a time they actually looked quite good!
Fulham - Andrea Corr - Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a
bit
awestruck with fame.
Leicester City - Patsy Palmer - Generally a bit crap and second rate
really, but
some people like her.
Leeds United - Christina Aguilera - Dirrrty
Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor - Individually all the components look
fantastic -
just doesn't work when put together.
Man City - Madonna - Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit -
ageing
stars. Nice new home though.
Man United - Jordan - Dominated by tits. Quite repulsive really
Middlesborough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson - Can look quite good at the
back - but
nothing at all up front to speak of.
Newcastle United - Pamela Anderson - Can look good. Various unsavoury
elements
though.
Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde - On the face of it a has-been but you're
quite
interested in what she's going to do next.
Southampton - Kylie Minogue - Sometimes you feel sorry for them, They're
not huge
and you've got a bit of a soft spot.
Tottenham Hotspur - Kim Wilde - Glamerous in the 80's not so nice to
watch now.
Wolverhampton Wanderers - Lynda Lovelace - Big in the 70's guaranteed to
go down.
