If carlsberg did headlines

[One Legged Striker]

1527 thieving rioting looters shot dead by police, many in the back of the head, over 1000 in hospital with cracked skulls due to excessive baton use by police. Hundreds of people tore apart by police dogs. The army are moving to finish the job off in affected areas using bayonets so as to save tax payers money on bullets.......if Carlsberg did headlines x

 

[Gritt23]

I'm guessing that is not the advert Carlsberg are running tonight.

 

[terryberry1]

Was wondering if the riots in London were taking place in some impoverished area. Then I heard they were using petrol bombs

 

[Brian Fantana]

1527 thieving rioting looters shot dead by police, many in the back of the head, over 1000 in hospital with cracked skulls due to excessive baton use by police. Hundreds of people tore apart by police dogs. The army are moving to finish the job off in affected areas using bayonets so as to save tax payers money on bullets.......if Carlsberg did headlines x

Jesus wept.

 

[Kaiser_Soze]

Was wondering if the riots in London were taking place in some impoverished area. Then I heard they were using petrol bombs

Brilliant-that really made me laugh!

 

[Colossal Squid]

Over 1,000 people in hospital hardly sounds like a happy place to be. Irrespective of their crimes, doesn't that put undue stress on our already overloaded healthcare system.

You've not thought this through have you...

 

[Pantani]

1527 thieving rioting looters shot dead by police, many in the back of the head, over 1000 in hospital with cracked skulls due to excessive baton use by police. Hundreds of people tore apart by police dogs. The army are moving to finish the job off in affected areas using bayonets so as to save tax payers money on bullets.......if Carlsberg did headlines x

Sounds brilliant, it really will calm the situation down if the army kill 1,527 citizens.

 

[bazbha]

I am granting the Metropolitian Police emergency powers to use water cannons, rubber bullets and tear gas to take back control of our streets from these ponsing parasites biting the hand that feeds them. In addition I am also deploying the British Army as a visible presence to provide the authority that is so very lacking."
......Unfortunately Carlsberg don't do Prime Ministers, but if they did they would probably be the best PM's in the World!!!!

This is more like it!

 

[Vegas Seagull]

I'm guessing that is not the advert Carlsberg are running tonight.

It is, but it is only viewable on brand new 40" plasma no pay per view sets