I want....

[Walkers Cajun Squirrel]

What ever she is on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-ASbyfaSR0&feature=related

No idea who she is but apparently is some sort of internet godess.

 

[crasher]

She'd be good on Just a Minute

 

[jimmypbha]

She is clearly on some sort of drug plus her voice is extremely annoying.

 

[Durlston]

She is brilliant!