I saw a bloke in Tesco's who reminded me of Michael Jackson.

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When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream then put a cherry on my head.
Yes, life was tough in the gateau.
 








What do you call a Chinese Woman with a Food Processor on her head?

Brenda.
 




















tedebear

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I sometimes daydream about expensive motorhomes too. I want the one out of Meet the Fokkers.

Would be cool - but Pace Arrows new start at around £90k I think...

Zef wants a Chevy Chase mobile, which I'd die of embarrassment in, and I just want more space than our camper at the moment...
 


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