I really want to be...

[DNB_Seagull]

A watermelon and it bothers me a lot.

 

[bravohotelalpha]

... Bobby's girl

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

A Smith's crisp?

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

http://youtu.be/5zey8567bcg

 

[Norman Potting]

...an engine driver.

 

[Grombleton]

...the very best, like no-one ever was?

 

[Postman Pat]