I need a MAN with a VAN

[Safeway]

Figured it was time to leave my Mum and Dad's home and have gone and got myself a flat in Sillwood Road, central Brighton.

Planning to move in next Tuesday or Wednesday and I need someone who can help me shift my gear over from Eastbourne. Haven't got loads of stuff so a smallish van (something like a Berlingo) ought to do the job.

If anyone can help then I'd most grateful. Obviously I will pay well and you also get the once in a lifetime chance to see where I live.

Thanks in advance.

 

[Safeway]

Ignore that innit.

 

[Trotster]

I can supply a bra with a car!!

 

[CHAPPERS]

I can provide a f*** with a truck.

 

[Easy 10]

I'm a MAN with a PLAN who will do what he CAN.
(but I havn't got a VAN)

 

[Titanic]

I know a BLOKE with a MOKE, but you won't get much stuff in it - so that's pretty useless really

 

[REDLAND]

I can provide a f*** with a truck.

Ive got a truck

 

[zefarelly]

is a Dyke with a trike any use to you ?

 

[Trotster]

I know a guy called mike with a bike

 

[CHAPPERS]

My mates got a pick up with a hiccup.

 

[Titanic]

If Ernest had a dilapidated double-decker... would he be a MISERABLE OLD CUSS with a KNACKERED OLD BUS ??

 

[Titanic]

Or if Looney had a horse drawn vehicle, would he be a FART with a CART ??

 

[Safeway]

WANKERS.

 

[Bozza]

WANKERS.

A wanker with a tanker?

 

[Robbo]

I reckon he needs a SOCK for his COCK!

 

[Titanic]

I'm sure if you look round Brighton long enough you will find the odd TRANNIE who's available for the weekend

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I know a bloke called GUS with a BUS.

 

[Titanic]

If you've got loads of underwear to shift perhaps you should consider a PANT-echnicon ??

 

[CHAPPERS]

My mate Edward has a Bedford.

 

[Brovion]

Haven't you got a MATE with an ESTATE? It might take a few trips though.