turienzo's lovechild
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i am pretty much naked at present i must admit, and i just managed to PAPER CUT the main trunk of my penis
f***ing hurts aswell
f***ing hurts aswell
i just managed to paper cut my penis
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turienzo's lovechild
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- Oct 25, 2003
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no, not intentional, i'm not really into all that
anyway, i had just made a CD for someone at work, put it in an envelope, a proper brown one at that, and as it passed past my body, to be put behind me, it went way too close to my penis
no blood though fortunately
still bloody hurts though
anyway, i had just made a CD for someone at work, put it in an envelope, a proper brown one at that, and as it passed past my body, to be put behind me, it went way too close to my penis
no blood though fortunately
still bloody hurts though
Lord Bracknell
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Rest it for three months and it'll be OK.
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1066gull
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I hope that is a joke.Lord Bracknell said:
The Large One
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With Lord Bracknell, Audrey, you never can tell. Sshhhh.Adriodinho said:I hope that is a joke.
tommy boy said:
the MAIN TRUNK of your penis...
...I think I may be abnormal in the penis / trunk department
The Large One
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Re: Re: i just managed to paper cut my penis
Morning Brentford.
*Thwack*Bry Nylon said:the MAIN TRUNK of your penis...
...I think I may be abnormal in the penis / trunk department
Morning Brentford.
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Lady Bracknell
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I'm a little bothered by the use of the word "trunk". It suggests some sort of deforestation of the Amazon might have happened.
Lady Bracknell
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PS. Would you like me to change your username to "Nellie the Elephant", tommy?
The Large One
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He means twig.
what happened to that poll after i went to bed last night? I came home from work tonight and half of China had voted against me??
The Large One
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Moan, moan, moan bloody moan, moan, moan. Is that ALL you ever do?Bry Nylon said:
*STAMP*
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1066gull
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What poll?
Turkey said:A friend of mine cut his and had to rest it because the wound wouldn't heal.
Must have been very frustrating for you, you poll rigging
Lady Bracknell
Handbag at Dawn
How do you "rest" a penis? Only I have this surreal vision of a willy gently encased on some sort of basketwork.
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http://85.234.132.19/showthread.php?s=&postid=1372449#post1372449Adriodinho said:
This sodding poll which has been 'Bracknelled'.
Lord Bracknell
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Am I bozzad? Do I look bozzad?The Large One said:http://85.234.132.19/showthread.php?s=&postid=1372449#post1372449
This sodding poll which has been 'Bracknelled'.