I have just woken up in a boat

[fatboy]

on Brighton beach.

Can anyone enlighten me as to why!

 

[Turkey]

 

[fatboy]

How is your arm?

 

[Turkey]

Funny you should say that. Someone asked the same question the other day. I broke it about 9 months ago. He wanted to know how it was. Muppet.

 

[fatboy]

You broke it? I tried to yesterday after you Dannyd my drink.

Should have come clubbing, you could have seen my gf, And Watto.

 

[Turkey]

I did

 

[fatboy]

I did

liar

 

[Turkey]

Nein. Ich bin god.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

A real boat or a gravy boat ? Nead to know the facts.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Did the boat have internet connection, or did you stumble to an internet cafe?

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

I just woke up in a boat - a huge boat sailing through space. That's the Good Ship Planet Earth maaaaaan.

 

[Seagullible]

Did the boat have internet connection, or did you stumble to an internet cafe?

Picture the scene. You go out, have a great night, meet a girl then the next thing you know you've woken up in a boat on Brighton beach.
First thought, 'I know I'll get this on NSC immediately'

 

[Safeway]

Makes a change from waking up with your cock in a bloke's arse I s'pose.

 

[REDLAND]

good effort Fatboy

 

[Gary Nelson]

Did the boat have internet connection, or did you stumble to an internet cafe?

Spot on stumpy!!

 

[Gary Nelson]

Makes a change from waking up with your cock in a bloke's arse I s'pose.

Jealousy will get you nowhere. :safeway

 

[fatboy]

Spot on stumpy!!

No I went home before serialising my story on NSC.

 

[Braders]

on Brighton beach.

Can anyone enlighten me as to why

cause your a saliorboy

 

[NMH]

do you have a sore ringpiece ?

 

[Harvey]

on Brighton beach.

Can anyone enlighten me as to why!

Not sure but were you in the honey club last night?