I have just come out of court....

[Early Doors]

and was found not guilty

Thankfully I was saved from doing a stretch when my solicitor told the court that I was not guilty. He knew that this was the case for 3 reasons.

1. I told him I did not commit the offence. And he believed me.

2. He knows me, and knows that I would not do such a thing.

3. The bloke that said I did it cannot be trusted because he is in hospital with brain damage!!

Easy as that!! Dunno why solicitors don't use this procedure all the time

 

[fatboy]

What did you supposedly do?

 

[Gotsmanov]

Give someone brain damage?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Sounds like the charge was high treason ...

... impersonating the heir to the throne.

Now go home and have something lipsmacking to celebrate.

 

[Early Doors]

What did you supposedly do?

Nothing really. That's why it was such a BUMMER to go to court. Should I sue for wrongful arrest? Not sure, I will just have to SUCK IT and see.