I got given a free BHA tracksuit!

[Safeway]

Random. Had a few friends round on Saturday evening. Couldn't be arsed to dress up or anything so just wore my stripes. Anyway, we reach the end of the night. Mate rings a cab. Cab turns up outside the house. Cabbie notices me in the front room, wearing stripes. Mate calls me outside and cabbie goes "do you want a BHA tracksuit?" I say, "how much?" He goes "nothing". I says "alright then, ta". Cabbie reckons his dad is a scout and gets loads of them. I know that's bollocks cos we don't have any scouts. f*** it, I'm not going to argue, I've just got a tracksuit that you can't get in the shops for nothing. Result.

 

[Turkey]

Does it look like this?

 

[Safeway]

Not dis-similar!

You'll be able to see for yourself next Sunday when I wear it to 6-a-side. I look the complete pro - until I start playing.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Are you sure ot's not an XXL baby grow ?

 

[Froggy]

nice one safeway! can't complain about that! it makes up for all the injustices in the world. (OK not all of them but some at least!)

 

[Safeway]

IT'S A START THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!