[Albion] I don’t want to go to Chel….

[attila]

More Abramovich revelations.
Just wrote this.


I DON’T WANT TO GO TO CHELSEA

Lorryloads of dirty tricks
Got that club in the top six
Stolen Soviet money fix
Abramovich just licked his lips
Premier League is a filthy puddle
Slave state oligarch American bubble
Fit and proper just a useless muddle
And one club started all the trouble
I don't want to go to Chelsea
Oh no, they just revolt me
Gonna boycott them completely
Though some other clubs repulse
I will go everywhere else
I don't want to go to Chelsea

Murderous money sets the borders
Gives us loyal fans our orders
If you’re pissed off go away
Loads of plastics want to play
Clueless Boehly poaches players
Shakes them very gently by the throat
One's named Marc and one's named Moises
Potter comes back and we make rude noises
I don't want to go to Chelsea
Gonna boycott them completely
Won’t let bygones be bygones
They’re even worse than MK Dons
I don’t want to go to Chelsea

 

[Questions]

Next please

 

[happypig]

Get Gary Barlow to set it to music and you've got a hit on your hands.

 

[Questions]

Get Gary Barlow to set it to music and you've got a hit on your hands.

What market are we aiming it at.
It’s a bit rebellious for 50 something women innit ?

 

[mile oak]

I don't wanna go to Chelsea because they are self-opiniated 5cum that think they are better than they are. In many ways particularly their attitude of their 'fans' I think they are coming up very close to Pal@rse as being the most hated club. There was a time when Portscumouthy were in second place maybe even tied in first place but that position (2nd) is now firmly occupied by the Chelsea 5cumbags.

 

[Beach Hut]

Has someone passed away ?

 

[A mex eyecan]

More Abramovich revelations.
Just wrote this.


I DON’T WANT TO GO TO CHELSEA

Lorryloads of dirty tricks
Got that club in the top six
Stolen Soviet money fix
Abramovich just licked his lips
Premier League is a filthy puddle
Slave state oligarch American bubble
Fit and proper just a useless muddle
And one club started all the trouble
I don't want to go to Chelsea
Oh no, they just revolt me
Gonna boycott them completely
Though some other clubs repulse
I will go everywhere else
I don't want to go to Chelsea

Murderous money sets the borders
Gives us loyal fans our orders
If you’re pissed off go away
Loads of plastics want to play
Clueless Boehly poaches players
Shakes them very gently by the throat
One's named Marc and one's named Moises
Potter comes back and we make rude noises
I don't want to go to Chelsea
Gonna boycott them completely
Won’t let bygones be bygones
They’re even worse than MK Dons
I don’t want to go to Chelsea

that my friend is pure brilliance

 

[happypig]

What market are we aiming it at.
It’s a bit rebellious for 50 something women innit ?

I got a pallet of surplus HRT patches so this seemed ideal

 

[Questions]

I got a pallet of surplus HRT patches so this seemed ideal

Don’t even joke about that time of a man’s life………..
Yeah I know it inconveniences them a bit but ?

 

[Sirnormangall]

More Abramovich revelations.
Just wrote this.


I DON’T WANT TO GO TO CHELSEA

Lorryloads of dirty tricks
Got that club in the top six
Stolen Soviet money fix
Abramovich just licked his lips
Premier League is a filthy puddle
Slave state oligarch American bubble
Fit and proper just a useless muddle
And one club started all the trouble
I don't want to go to Chelsea
Oh no, they just revolt me
Gonna boycott them completely
Though some other clubs repulse
I will go everywhere else
I don't want to go to Chelsea

Murderous money sets the borders
Gives us loyal fans our orders
If you’re pissed off go away
Loads of plastics want to play
Clueless Boehly poaches players
Shakes them very gently by the throat
One's named Marc and one's named Moises
Potter comes back and we make rude noises
I don't want to go to Chelsea
Gonna boycott them completely
Won’t let bygones be bygones
They’re even worse than MK Dons
I don’t want to go to Chelsea

Excellent- need someone to hand out song sheets and act as conductor at Stamford Bridge on 3rd Dec

 

[chickens]

What market are we aiming it at.
It’s a bit rebellious for 50 something women innit ?

Clearly not a lot of 50 something women in your life.

As someone whose career once included being asked to manage an office full of them, I can safely say that a Rage Against the Machine live show was a tame and pedestrian affair compared to the anti-establishment views expressed in their monthly appraisals.