I can't stop mooing since yesterday

[gregbrighton]

I keep mooing to myself. It's annoying. Think it might be down to something I ate yesterday.

Do you get affected by certain foods? I have to be very careful not only as a diabetic but also for my own well-being.

 

[Dan Aitch]

Every time I eat something I end up having to sit down while my arse makes a noise.

 

[Giraffe]

Have you been to see a doctor? Or are you worried you might then start quacking?

 

[Acker79]

Were you protesting?



(4.30ish onward)

 

[gregbrighton]

Acker79, that's exactly what I felt like! Moooooo!

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

Did you wake up in a good "moo-d" ?

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Every time I eat something I end up having to sit down while my arse makes a noise.

Wish I could do that. I've been crapping into a bag for a year after bowel cancer - 8 days to go. I'm looking forward to being able to fart again.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Wish I could do that. I've been crapping into a bag for a year after bowel cancer - 8 days to go. I'm looking forward to being able to fart again.

Good luck, hope you are able to fact loudly and proudly again.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I keep mooing to myself. It's annoying.

Is it Cowes Week already?

 

[Bry Nylon]

They did a phone-in about this condition last week on the Jeremy Bovine show on Radio 2

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Have you been to see a doctor? Or are you worried you might then start quacking?

Vet? Would be more appropriate.

 

[jakarta]

They did a phone-in about this condition last week on the Jeremy Bovine Radio 2 show.

If it was his Show then there would certainly have been a lot of bullsh*t being talked.....

 

[gregbrighton]

I am no longer mooing to myself.

 

[dennis]

I am no longer mooing to myself.

All right mate, dont milk it

 

[StonehamPark]

All right mate, dont milk it

Enough with the cow puns. Mooove along now.

 

[dennis]

Enough with the cow puns. Mooove along now.

Pull the udder one

 

[Nathan]

Just put it down to the cold weather, it has been Friesian today.

 

[dazzer6666]

You deserve a pat on the head

 

[Mo Gosfield]

Wish I could do that. I've been crapping into a bag for a year after bowel cancer - 8 days to go. I'm looking forward to being able to fart again.

Been there. Its a great relief when the bag is finally removed but don't expect to return to normal quickly. I am 12 months ' post bag ' and down below is still trying to sort itself out. I have to take Immodium regularly, to slow everything down and have lost some sensitivity. i.e don't know whether its a rabbit dropping or a depth charge.
I seem to burp more and fart less now.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Been there. Its a great relief when the bag is finally removed but don't expect to return to normal quickly. I am 12 months ' post bag ' and down below is still trying to sort itself out. I have to take Immodium regularly, to slow everything down and have lost some sensitivity. i.e don't know whether its a rabbit dropping or a depth charge.
I seem to burp more and fart less now.

Hmm, yeah. I am expecting a reasonable length of recovery. Hoping it won't be too bad, I have read some horror stories. Can't wait to get rid of the bag, it's been awful - I don't know how people ever get used to them. My case has been complicated by having 3 life-threatening problems at the same time, but I really want this op to happen on Monday - it should have happened in Feb.

Good luck with your continued recovery.