Robot Chicken
Seriously?
http://www.stegriff.co.uk/Frosties.htm
http://www.kelloggs.co.uk/frosties/popups/tvAdvert.html
Observations/Annotations
1. "They're gonna taste great" :: No, they're not, they often taste more like over-sugared cornflakes to me...
2. "I can hear the sound of frosties hitting my plate" :: What kind of retard eats Frosties off a plate for cripes sake?! The kind that YOU are, that's who!
3. "Ladies who wait" :: That's waitresses, by the way folks, not some bimbo who gets a living from standing around all day.
4. "or a pie-rate" :: 'Now, i'm intriuged, a pie rate? is that like a wine tester, but for pies?' I hear you say. Well, no, apparently it's just your everyday, regular pirate. 'cept the dude can't speak, is all.
5. "And a hungry teenage brother who's out on a date!" :: Eating Frosties. On a date. If nobody gives him a life soon, I'll send him one in the post.
6. "If you live in oz, mate" :: Ozmate? Ozmate?! No, Ozmate isn't a place, he's supposedly saying 'Oz' (as in Australia, not ounces) and then 'Mate'. News Flash, i'm not your mate.
7. "Or the empire state" :: ...Which doesn't exist.
8. "Even ladies with personalised number plates" :: The advertising department, at this point, begin to come up with the sort of rhymes i do, before deciding to change them because THEY SUCK.
9. "Or a bloke in a crate, Well he knows they taste great!" :: The dude might well like frosties, hell, for all i know he's charlie chaplin, but the WHY THE HELL is he in a crate?
10. "They're gonna taste great..." :: No, look we've already established this point...
11. "They're gonna taste great..." :: Dude! Listen, they do not-
12. "They're gonna taste great!!!" :: Screw it, I'm going home.
13. Oh, and by the way, who do you think you are with the whole rap-arms-thing? 50 pence?
Important News, An end to rumour.
According to a reliable source, the rumour that the 'Frosties Kid' whose real name would not be disclosed by Kelloggs corporation, IS ALIVE AND WELL, and is currently living in his native South Africa.
The boy DID NOT commit suicide, nor was he murdered by bullies or die of cancer. These are all rumours.
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/frosties.asp
http://www.kelloggs.co.uk/frosties/popups/tvAdvert.html
Observations/Annotations
1. "They're gonna taste great" :: No, they're not, they often taste more like over-sugared cornflakes to me...
2. "I can hear the sound of frosties hitting my plate" :: What kind of retard eats Frosties off a plate for cripes sake?! The kind that YOU are, that's who!
3. "Ladies who wait" :: That's waitresses, by the way folks, not some bimbo who gets a living from standing around all day.
4. "or a pie-rate" :: 'Now, i'm intriuged, a pie rate? is that like a wine tester, but for pies?' I hear you say. Well, no, apparently it's just your everyday, regular pirate. 'cept the dude can't speak, is all.
5. "And a hungry teenage brother who's out on a date!" :: Eating Frosties. On a date. If nobody gives him a life soon, I'll send him one in the post.
6. "If you live in oz, mate" :: Ozmate? Ozmate?! No, Ozmate isn't a place, he's supposedly saying 'Oz' (as in Australia, not ounces) and then 'Mate'. News Flash, i'm not your mate.
7. "Or the empire state" :: ...Which doesn't exist.
8. "Even ladies with personalised number plates" :: The advertising department, at this point, begin to come up with the sort of rhymes i do, before deciding to change them because THEY SUCK.
9. "Or a bloke in a crate, Well he knows they taste great!" :: The dude might well like frosties, hell, for all i know he's charlie chaplin, but the WHY THE HELL is he in a crate?
10. "They're gonna taste great..." :: No, look we've already established this point...
11. "They're gonna taste great..." :: Dude! Listen, they do not-
12. "They're gonna taste great!!!" :: Screw it, I'm going home.
13. Oh, and by the way, who do you think you are with the whole rap-arms-thing? 50 pence?
Important News, An end to rumour.
According to a reliable source, the rumour that the 'Frosties Kid' whose real name would not be disclosed by Kelloggs corporation, IS ALIVE AND WELL, and is currently living in his native South Africa.
The boy DID NOT commit suicide, nor was he murdered by bullies or die of cancer. These are all rumours.
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/frosties.asp