I am WATFORD 0

[WATFORD zero]

I posted this for Lush on the seweed thread (which i was enjoying but mysteriously disapeared ?)

I am not WATFORD O, I am WATFORD 0, BHA born and bred. I chose the name to wind up Wetfart, quite succesfully it seems (he asked the mods to ban me), but i appear to be confusing some people.

So, to make it clear i tried to find a picture of wetfart for my avatar but had to settle for dwayne instead.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Could you change your name to Brighton 4 Watford 0 to reduce the confusion?

 

[aftershavedave]

So, to make it clear i tried to find a picture of wetfart for my avatar but had to settle for dwayne instead.

"nice puppies"

 

[WATFORD O]

I am WATFORD O.

What did someone say about imitation being the highest form of flattery? I am flattered. Cheers.

 

[WATFORD zero]

My pleasure :safeway

 

[WATFORD O]

That was a wuick reply. You have obviously been dying for me to reply and recognise your existance.

 

[dwayne]

and I'm flattered too.

Oi Twatty we've just signed one of the best up and coming strikers in the country.

when the f*** did u last sign a half decent player

 

[WATFORD O]

Dwayne I cant read you but I betcha you just talked a whole pile of shite?

 

[Brixtaan]

This is funny.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

I am Watford O and so is my wife

 

[NMH]

Immitation of Wetfart is the highest form of flatulency ...... don't light that match!

 

[Withdean and I]

Who gives a shyte!

 

[Juan Albion]

Found another picture of Twatty at his family barbecue...

 

[WATFORD O]

I am a LEGEND on ere. I've even got my own stalkers such as NMH, BHAEXPRESS and DWAYNE / THRUSH.

And now I've even got my own celebrity impersonator. Brilliant. Are you gonna take this new found talent and open shops, fetes etc Mr WATFORD 0? Perhaps you could open Falmer when you finally get it built?

 

[WATFORD zero]

Wetfart

i can see this is exciting for you by the spelling mistakes in your posts

i gather wuick means quick and legend means bellend

 

[WATFORD O]

Watford 0. You are bha impersonating LOFC's No 1 fan. Whos the bellend?

 

[BrightonBird]

This is really pathetic. Who is really Whatford 0? Why are you trying to impersinate (excuse my spelling) Whatford O?

Will the real Whatford please show themselves!

 

[GUNTER]

The real WATFORD O is gay.

 

[WATFORD zero]

It's me. I found the site, couldn't be arsed to think of a name, realised that the majority of people on here are fine but there are one or two twats.

Chose the name to wind up wetfart and then couldn't be arsed to change it. Although, by coincidence, he has been far more civil, mature and even, at times, amusing lately. I'll ask the mods to change it to Watford zero now if it helps.

And watford, i am not bha or any of your other friends.

 

[Braders]

watford 0 - i had that avatar once !