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Marshy

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Jul 6, 2003
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FRUIT OF THE BLOOM
How often in your opinion is an acceptable amount of times a week your girlfriend/wife/boyfriend should be delivering the goods in the bedroom ?

Being a married man of 4 years...im delighted if i get it twice a week from the lovely wife.

Am i selling myself short ? Should i be demanding more ?

Thought we needed a thread of light entertainment this afternoon :)
 




Wardy

NSC's Benefits Guru
Oct 9, 2003
11,219
In front of the PC
About 10 times a week from my good lady.
 


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The voice of reason.
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Mar 16, 2005
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Marshy said:
How often in your opinion is an acceptable amount of times a week your girlfriend/wife/boyfriend should be delivering the goods in the bedroom ?

Being a married man of 4 years...im delighted if i get it twice a week from the lovely wife.

Am i selling myself short ? Should i be demanding more ?

Thought we needed a thread of light entertainment this afternoon :)

That's as good as it's gonna get.
 








Marshy

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
20,085
FRUIT OF THE BLOOM
obviously i dont want to push my luck and mess up what i do get so this is a sensitive issue !
:lolol:
 


HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
Every night - don't do it in the morning because it completely fucks up your legs for cycling to work.
 






rool

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Jul 10, 2003
6,031
I have been married 19 years and gave up getting stressed about it a long time ago. I tend to go to bed now expecting nothing and it's a bonus when I do, whereas a few years back I would lay there huffing and puffing and a hydraulic jack wouldn't be strong enough to part her legs.

It can range from nothing for two to three weeks to every night for a week.

I do find though that getting the diy jobs done without being asked makes it more likely to happen whilst sitting on the sofa watching the footy all weekend will generally mean no action in the bedroom dept except for shirty silences. Still, some things are more important than sex.
 


Marshy said:

...im delighted if i get it twice a week from the lovely wife.



The spelling on this board gets worse every day. Being married you clearly meant twice a YEAR. Christmas and birthday. FACT
 


rool

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Jul 10, 2003
6,031
Re: Re: How often ?

Lokki 7 said:
The spelling on this board gets worse every day. Being married you clearly meant twice a YEAR. Christmas and birthday. FACT

That's like the old joke,

How do you stop your girlfriend giving you blow jobs?

Marry her
 
















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enigma

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I haven't had a sex for probably about a year now, which is downright depressing. When I was with my ex, I used to do the wild thing probably 3-4 times a week.
 


arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

past girlfriends, a couple of times a day, in bed all weekend, cream, hot chocolate, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 




Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee

You can't change fighters
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Jul 25, 2005
10,983
on a pig farm
i get it once a week from the missus.........and four times a week from her mate!!!!:banana:
 




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